Does this need a DPIA? Is this breach notifiable? Can this data leave the EEA? Every privacy team keeps one answer in stock, delivered with complete professional confidence: it depends. Accurate, every time. Helpful, rarely. The trouble with "it depends" is that the person asking never receives the second half of the sentence, the half that says what it depends on.
Finishing the sentence
The Privacy Wizards Council (PWC) is the second half of the sentence, sixteen times over. Sixteen robed figures, not one of them admitted to any bar (pubs are a whole different story), offering guided determinations for the questions that stall meetings: each one walks you through the decision structure the statute actually prescribes, with citations at every step. It runs entirely in your browser, sends nothing anywhere, and costs nothing. Yes, the name is a bit much, but the tool is not.
The response to your email
"It depends."
Accurate, every time. Helpful, rarely. The half that says what it depends on never arrives, and the meeting reconvenes next week.
Privacy Wizards Council
"It depends", with citations.
The decision structure, the thresholds, and the sources your path rests on — stacked beside the outcome, dated, downloadable.
The wizard is not your friend
This is the part where most legal-tech products mumble something in an alien language and hope you're already reaching for your credit card. We don't take cards, so we can afford to say it out loud: these are guided determinations, not legal advice.
Our wizards hands you the shape of the answer — the decision structure, the thresholds, the sources your lawyer would reach for first — so you walk into counsel's office three steps ahead instead of opening with "so, is it even a breach?" The Council is not your counsel. The Council has robes, a bench, and no malpractice insurance. Some questions shouldn't be trusted to anything you found online, our site included. Qualified counsel, every time. Any tool that tells you otherwise is selling you something — usually itself, at a per-seat price.
If you have questions about any of these topics, the Council is in session and won't bill you for the hour. The standing caveat, as usual: the wizards are a practitioner's decision aid, not legal advice. Use our Council and your counsel.
One more thing, and it's the part most tools would never tell you: you don't have to use our version. Every wizard in the Council is a single HTML file. No platform, no login, no seat you rent so we can watch you use it. Give your own AI the URL of PWC (or any of our tools) and say "rebuild this, but for a 40-person shop in three jurisdictions," if that's what you need. Steal it. Fork it. Bend it to a situation we never saw coming. We'd rather be the thing that taught you the move than the thing you keep having to come back to.
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